A van driver used to amuse himself by running over
every Manchester United fan he would see strutting down the side of the
road, dressed in their ubiquitous red colours. He would swerve to hit
them and there would be a loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on
the road.
One day, as the driver was driving along, he saw a priest
hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over.
He asked the Priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to say mass at St. Joseph's church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.
"No problem Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!"
The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the van
continued down the road. Suddenly the driver saw a Manchester United fan
walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. But, just
in time, he remembered the bloody priest, so at the last minute he
swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the man.
However even though he was certain he missed the glory-hunting shite,
he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came
from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything he
turned to the priest and said
"I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Manchester United fan,"
"That's okay," replied the priest. "I got the f***er with the door!"
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- Hisham
- Hisham is a graduate from Institute of Technology MARA (UiTM) majoring in culinary arts. Since his early days at the Hotel Istana, Hisham embarked on an adventurous journey honing and shaping his culinary skills working at JW Marriott Kuala Lumpur, Villa Danieli Restaurant at Sheraton Imperial Hotel, SHOOK Restaurant @ Starhill Gallery, Prince Court Medical Center and Azamara Cruise Line under the parent company of Royal Caribbean International Cruise Line, to name just a few. So you guys already knowing me. Come On, Join Me Talking @Mamak
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